Human! Your entire existence takes place in a matrixial hallucination composed of binary data and pre-written loops!
More advanced lifeforms from across the Oort Cloud exist in more elaborate dimensions, and your efforts to contact us have been in vain. Your teeming metropolises are ersatz desnsities of digital matter. Here… (alien produces a city from its suitcase)
Actually, I lie, you are actually inside Bridget Bardot’s vagine.
Idiot human. I blast you with my lazer gun.  PEW PEW!!





