There is no critical preface necessary here.  This is for fun.  We (think we) are going for accuracy, not mockery.  This post will be open to comments indefinitely, and will be updated frequently and edited capriciously, but all revisions will be noted.  Eventually, the list will be indexed and used devilishly in an upcoming collaboration with Club Samantha, an media collective from Bucharest.

We will start with ten a day.  This list will get obscure fast, don’t worry.

Simon de Pury – Ralph Fiennes

Larry Gagosian – Jeff Bridges

Julian Schnabel – Mickey Rourke

Andy Warhol – David Bowie

Dennis Hopper – Dennis Hopper

Marina Abramovic – Meryl Streep

Catherine Opie – Kathy Bates

Liam Gillick – Stephen Dorf

Nicolas Bourriaud – Vincent Cassel

Matthew Barney – Christian Bale

Additions #1:

Hans Ulrich Obrist – Peter Sarsgaard

Maurizio Cattelan – Adrian Brody

Adrian Piper – Halle Berry